Thursday, October 31, 2013

Dear Martha, there hasn't been a blog in a while because all I do is....

WORKWORKWORK! Breathe? WORKWORKWORK....
Hello my name is Phoebasaurus and I am the person procurer for the Fish Fund. Give me free things! Cold calling people for donations... not my favorite task. But a learning challenge! Being that I have a hard time asking for help when I need it, asking for free things definitely goes against the grain. Adulthood is a scam! Don't be fooled. I love being busy, it keeps my brain from atrophying.
I stress dream quite a bit. A while ago, while applications were trickling in for my internship, I had a jealous and angry dream about a coworker who had 25 applicants while I still had only 4. To be fair, her internship is way more interesting... The other night, prior to a CPR/First aid course I dreamed I missed the class by two hours. Then I dreamed that my interns, who I oriented the next day, arrived at the office at 8am (a good 5 hours before the designated time), expectantly awaiting enlightenment. As a stress response I took a nap, in my dream, and awoke to find them angrily waiting still... at 5pm. As things settle down, my mind seems to be retreating to the usual subconscious delights: vampires taking over the world, finding pear trees and that kind of nonsense.
In real life one of my (9) interns has already quit because a real job was acquired. We had a massive work party (150+), planted lots of trees! (1200+) and spread a whole boatload of straw.

Here's some people playing with straw.


Have a BRILLIANT week/end!

Who needs a Hunter when you've got a Gatherer?

The Mission: Find Chanterelles (Or other acceptably edible fungal bioforms)!
The weather lately has been the sort that makes some people long for fall. Ethereal fog sodden mornings burning off into crisp sunny afternoons, the sun foraying through diminished leaf cover, soft winds plucking golden leaves from maples, alders and cottonwoods... You get the idea. Its also perfect for mushrooooms! Oh yeah. I can hear my mother's voice several years ago gently cautioning me not to consume the pretty fungi I am so fascinated by. Duh! mom. But guess what? We ate some. And we're going to eat some more!






Sometimes I wonder what my mother thinks I do. She probably imagines that I go gallivanting off into the wilderness in my small clothes with nothing but a bottle of whiskey to fend off bigfoot; eat wild mushrooms, berries, duel with bears and roll my hypothermic blue body in scat. No really mom, I tiptoe cautiously through the trees, singing, so the bears will respect my territory. Promise. Pinky swear.
Mushrooms are strange and wonderful things. Scaly, slimy, velvety, brown, white, beige, pink, orange, red, midnight purple, earthy, fishy... And mysterious to most of us. I feel I have to say this; never eat a mushroom unless you are sure of what it is. Really truly 100% positive of its identity. 

A fatally lovely aminita, siren of the wild mushrooms
 I don't know what the large majority of these are, so enjoy the pretty pictures...







 Extra spiny puffball as yet unpuffed above
Coral fungi below. Below left is I think called a cat's tongue because of the texture of the gills.



A hooded false morel of some sort above on the right
A little bolete below



Some sort of Russula or milk cap maybe on the left, little cup fungus above





Angel wings! Beautiful delicate looking fungus with a vaguely earthy flavor. The first wild mushrooms we ate!

 Cracked red bolete (I think) on the left. The light was too perfect to pass up for this typical handful-of-angelwings shot
 Teeny tiny cup fungus
 Dinner platter sized shelf fungus

 Velvety whoknowswhat on the left. Another false morel, but an edible variety (genus Helvella)


This crazy mushroom was hollow from this little hole on the top through the length of the stalk. Marvelous!
 A collection of more unkowns






Nooksack Falls (natural fish passage barrier!)

As luck would have it, it was not I who first found
chanterelles, despite my enthusiasm and several hours of searching. It was Brandon. This makes plenty of sense, that ultra cautious (my voice of reason in times of Darwinian stupidity) Otter would be the one to bring home a load of wild fungus one bright fall day with a grin on his face. As it happens, he does research on arbuscular mycorrizhal fungi, and just went to a little conference in OREGON to present his project. Want to take a crack at who might have been his audience? Oh that's right... a bunch of funky fungus foraging mycologists! Lobster, hedgehog (see above!) and chanterelle mushrooms!


Friday, October 4, 2013

The eventual de-chemicaling of my house...

One of the projects the Otter had to do in an environmental science class was pretty simple and got the message across fast. Make a product diary for a week of all the things you put on your skin. In addition, research the ingredients of those products... you see where I'm going with this? Not to sound all hipster/hippie, but we put globs of scum on our skin full of unpronounceable manmade chemicals that often have negative impacts on us or our environment. Yesterday at work a coworker talked about how in one watershed up here there are measurable concentrations of cinnamon and vanilla extract in the waterways during the week of Thanksgiving. Crazy right? Now imagine all those shampoos, soaps, deodorants, moisturizers, hairsprays, gels, toothpastes, detergents.... that are pumped out of homes every day. While cinnamon and vanilla are relatively innocuous, those gnarly chemicals meant to fight stains, grease, acne, aging, smelliness, whatever, are not nearly as innocent.
So today I tried again to make deodorant. I've been making my own chapstick and lotion for maybe a year, but the first time I tried deodorant I wasn't too impressed with the results. I've been reading up on going without shampoo; instead you wash your hair with baking soda and condition it with vinegar. Maybe I'll be brave enough to try it... Brandon is pretty dubious of that adventure. He thinks my hair will perma-smell like vinegar. And that's my food for thought for today.


So a few weeks ago we moved and I started my AmeriCorp position with Nooksack Salmon Enhancement Association (NSEA). To compound the stress (and probably in large part due to it) I succumbed immediately to a head cold. It was a tremendously overwhelming week or two to follow. Fun had by all! One bedroom apartments are small. Nothing emphasizes that more than boxes strewn every which way and loose furniture parts on the floor.
Clearly, I survived.

The job has become more manageable in the meantime too. I have fantastic coworkers (which I knew going into it), and a very different sort of work to perform than ever before. Today I interviewed someone. I barely have a job and yet I interviewed someone. My job isn't particularly sciencey, but it has a different people-oriented set of challenges, and its going to be one big long learning curve.

Because I still need the science outlet, and my Otter is sciencey, and I work for an organization dedicated to restoring salmon runs... We went on a little salmon sighting adventure last weekend. It of course, was a lovely late September day...
And we saw salmon in three of the several places we went. The water was just too high elsewhere. Here's a blue heron stalking some tasty salmon in Whatcom Creek, in the city.
Displaying with some grotesqueness the necessity for (and scarcity of) good spawning grounds.... We saw eggs that had tumbled out of a poor redd and carcasses galore in a tiny (less than a foot wide) side channel of a creek. Both above and left are from that channel.
 Boulder Creek teeming with Pinks (Humpys, whatever you like to call them).

 We also saw several of these guys, and I am sorry to say I don't know what they are... This one was pretty near death.
 Salmon are eaten by all kinds of things when they die, right down to the macroinvertebrates that young salmon (fry & smolt) dine on. A little gross if you over think it, but very circle of life-y
 Brandon showing what a healthy salmon spawning habitat looks like: Lots of trees to shade the water and minimize erosion, no garbage or obvious pollution... Cold Clean and Clear! And lots of dead fishes!
Wouldn't be fall if these guys didn't start turning up everywhere...


 We hope to go chanterelle hunting this weekend. We'll see what we find!